Evidence #436-A
The perpetrator who shall be renamed Unicorn Sauce for confidentiality purposes and to prevent embarrassment on my part has shown possible evidence of susceptibility to the Ugly Bubble (for further information on what the Ugly Bubble is, visit the previous blog entitled the Ugly Bubble Theory now.)
Unicorn Sauce has gone from an average of three hours of talk time per night and suspiciously flirty behavior to almost 48 hours without contact. The consensus is that this is a fear response initiated by the fact that he is new to his life here in the place I also live. The course of action is to give him time. Time that was also given to said perpetrator Worcestershire Sauce. I fail to view the comparison. WS is a shy introverted and emotionally detached individual and requires time. US is basically a player with high access to fembots and gi janes alike. Half of his friends are ten times hotter and nicer than me.
I have mixed feelings. My theory: He is either "just not that into me" or he ran head first really quickly into the ugly bubble and the ugly bubble scoffed and scared him crap-less. When the Ugly Bubble was questioned, it responded with: "Stupid boy... you cannot penetrate me without primary access to the supernatural being known as God and hurricane like force and/or superhuman stealth is required on top of this access." -The Ugly Bubble
The first one seems to go along with romantically historical evidence. I have none.
I will follow said course of action and pretend like nothing happened the next time I see him and will avoid contact via any modes of electronic correspondence at all costs. I don't really see the point as I believe that this is another one to file under the Ugly Bubble Theory... or maybe I really am just ugly and I should wear a bag on my head, buy ten cats, and count my losses.
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