My Motto

I have decided that I will probably never get married. I have gone through my whole life without ever having a boyfriend or gone on a date or even been kissed. I have been told that I am pretty and have a "great personality." We all know what that means. FACE LIKE A DOG. So in order to keep my sanity I have created a motto. "All guys just want to be friends. No man will ever be interested in you." 

I say it in the morning and before I go to sleep. My soul is being rowdy, but it'll get the hint eventually. Boys are the most confusing creatures. I hate being confused or maybe its just as simple as trying to find something that isn't there. Men are just not that into me.